Corrupt-A-Wish

Hoat · March 27, 2016, 06:06:05 PM

Wish granted, you can now faff all you want. However, because all you do is faff, you never get any work done, which means that you're destined to a terrible life of homelessness due to the fact that you have no money. You turn to drugs, or anything that'll make you happy, but it just isn't enough. You cry every night because of your addiction to faffing. You just want to live a normal life, but you cant.

I wish my dad was famous.

NewJack · March 29, 2016, 01:55:17 PM

Your wish has been granted, sadly you dad is famous for eating the most hot dogs in a minute and dies soon after.

I wish Tynan posted his wish here(surprisingly noone is breaking the rules lol)

falconbunker · March 29, 2016, 03:07:55 PM

You wish is granted, he posts his wish on this thread, but then he becomes obsessed with this thread, so obsessed that development on Rimworld stops completely and never gets updated.

I wish that someone would break this threads rules on wishing

Hoat · March 29, 2016, 03:15:46 PM

You're wish has been granted, but you get banned for suggesting the idea, and it doesn't even end up being funny.. I wish that you can't corrupt this wish.

TheGentlmen · March 29, 2016, 11:11:22 PM

Quote from: Hoat on March 29, 2016, 03:15:46 PM
You're wish has been granted, but you get banned for suggesting the idea, and it doesn't even end up being funny.. I wish that you can't corrupt this wish.

Granted, you cannot corrupt 'this' wish. Sadly you never stated what 'this' is. Is it a adverb, a verb, a pronoun, a noun or what?

maybe you men't This's wish?

I wish I was immortal.

Bulb · March 30, 2016, 12:42:20 PM

Granted, you are immortal. However, you don't realize that being immortal doesn't mean you're invincible, so you jump off a cliff and die.

I wish that TheGentlmen wasn't a twat.

StorymasterQ · March 30, 2016, 08:29:47 PM

Your wish is granted. TheGentlmen wasn't a twat. However, he is now a dick.

I wish for my list to flourish with awesome quotes from our community!

TheGentlmen · March 30, 2016, 08:37:58 PM

Quote from: Bulb on March 30, 2016, 12:42:20 PM
Granted, you are immortal. However, you don't realize that being immortal doesn't mean you're invincible, so you jump off a cliff and die.

I wish that TheGentlmen wasn't a twat.

Aww.. even the new guy knows about my twat-yness!

I must be famous!

Granted, your list flourishes with our quotes, quotes from our barbarians who are knocking down your door to kill you due to not updating your mods for A13.

I wish that bulb's wish becomes incorruptible.

Bulb · March 31, 2016, 12:29:59 AM

Your wish has been granted, however his wish is asking for you to get crushed by a falling air conditioning unit.

I wish that GentlMen gets hit by a falling air conditioning unit.

Listen1 · March 31, 2016, 06:50:37 AM

Granted, a man named GentlMen get's hit by a falling air conditoning unit. TheGentlmen (GENTZ /'jen(t)z/) looks at the situation and laugh. The scene is made in a baroque style. There are two muffalos behind.

I wish that the whole world was ruled by one king.

AllenWL · March 31, 2016, 10:30:46 AM

Your wish is granted, and the entire world has now come under the lead of a singe king, who holds all power and dictates all rules.
The king spends all his time suppressing world-wide rebellions, then gets assassinated and replaced by another king who does more or less the same thing. A nuke may or may not have been involved.

I wish I can fly, and this time, actually know how to land.

TheGentlmen · March 31, 2016, 10:48:15 AM

Granted, saddly you happened to fly over a US Cruiser which thought you were a Soviet Nuke. You get shot down by point defence as the US fires all 7K nukes it has. As a responce, the USSR launches its other 7k nukes. Please note you only need 1k Nukes to start a nuclear winter, so not only did you cause WW3, you also put earth in a new ice age.

I wish that I was richer than Bill Gates.

NewJack · March 31, 2016, 01:24:30 PM

Your wish has been granted, but,not knowing how to spend the money, you end up being assasinated by your children.

I wish of a bowl of uncorruptable ramen noodles

Listen1 · March 31, 2016, 01:31:21 PM

Your wish is granted! The perfection of the ramem noodles is before you! And it is uncorruptable. Meaning you can't change anything about. Unfortunatly, it's completly without salt and taste. Now, you gotta eat it. Bleack

I wish water color to be blue.

NewJack · April 02, 2016, 12:00:54 AM

Your wish has been granted, yet this is achieved through dissolving alot of cobalt in all of earth's water(including your body liquids) making all humans miserably die.

I wish of a bowl of uncorruptable salted , peppered and generaly completely normal human meat ramen noodles.

Also I wish of an Iphone case out of the foreskins of all earth's manliest celebrities