We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas.

[Greep]

notification sound when a colonist levels up

This .. but with additional music, sparkle effects and a qte to get more xp.

Obligatory final fantasy 1 sound on level up xD

[SpaceDorf]

notification sound when a colonist levels up

This .. but with additional music, sparkle effects and a qte to get more xp.

Obligatory final fantasy 1 sound on level up xD

Victory Music after combat

[XeoNovaDan]

Victory Music after combat

*flashbacks to final fantasy 10*

[b0rsuk]

If your colony has armchairs, a colonist should sometimes lose an item between the back of the armchair and the cushion on the seat. This would result in a great stress for the colonist, lasting for a few days, as well as a lost item.

[SpaceDorf]

If your colony has armchairs, a colonist should sometimes lose an item between the back of the armchair and the cushion on the seat. This would result in a great stress for the colonist, lasting for a few days, as well as a lost item.

On Deconstruction Armchairs drop their "inventory" in addition to a giant amount of dirt.

[b0rsuk]

_For incr_ease^d realⁱsm, vo_mi_t sh_ould be m_ade _of _rando_ml_y gene_ra_ted, _multi-c^olored _pⁱxel^s.

A h^umaⁿ sh_ou_ld vomit ^mo^re than _a c_at.

A m_ufallo would vomit more than ^a human_.

An ^e_l^ephant would vomit mo^re thaⁿ a mufallo, _but _not as mu^ch ^as a thrumbo.

[Selvek]

Port RimWorld to mobile and make it F2P with microtransactions. Only 99c to get a new colonist or send a trade caravan to your colony! Buy 250 in game silver for $5, 500 for $7.50, or 1000 for $10 (best value!). Of course ask for all phone permissions the game would never actually need on install for all that wonderful data harvesting. Invite your friends to try RimWorld mobile edition and get a free colonist!

Oh god, just thinking about this possibility makes me physically ill...

[Eric]

Giant insects reproduce at the rate of actual insects

[SpaceDorf]

Even Faster than chicken. ?

[Jovus]

Plague of locusts incident.

A horde of flying insects descends on your colony, eating all your outdoor crops and every other food-bearing plant on the map. The incident ends in a couple days, leaving around a fair number of dead locusts around, which you can pick up and cook/eat (with the same mood debuffs as insect meat).

Not actually convinced this is a bad idea, now that I type it out.

[SpaceDorf]

Me neither, even dialed to eleven it still sounds awesome ..

why leave behind locusts ?
and why should the only eat plants ?

a swarm of locusts appears .. they will eat anything and through anything not made from stone or metal ..

[b0rsuk]

Bionic body parts, because then we could have:

bionic manhunter wargs,
a thrumbo with a painstopper,
a chinchilla with power claws,
an elephant with scyther blades instead of tusks, and tusks sold to fund the operation,
a turtle with bionic legs,
a labrador with bionic eyes,
a husky with bionic arms, to chase down cats running up trees,
a mufallo with bionic humanly eyes, looking too adorable to be killed, except for colonists with Psychopath.

It goes without saying bionic parts should randomly appear in wild animals, just like with humans.

[XeoNovaDan]

Replace the frag grenade's throwing sound with "FRAG OUT!!!"

[SpaceDorf]

Replace the frag grenade's throwing sound with "FRAG OUT!!!"

Replace all weapon sounds with Children making the sounds.

All hit and wound sounds should be replaced with painful cries from war movies.

Also the operation sound, and all wounded pawns should constantly make hurt sounds. Except when unconscious.

[Jovus]

For added realism in Intense-and-higher difficulties, when performing surgeries the game should just drop you into a running instance of Surgeon Simulator 2013 (now bundled with and required for Rimworld to run). Doctor medical skill determines the sensitivity of the hands for tool manipulation.