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Author Topic: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?  (Read 299926 times)

Tober6fire

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #840 on: May 15, 2018, 02:58:13 PM »

 ;D A rider group of ten try’s to attack my camp while there in route a psyc ship decides to pay a visit and kills three raiders. Naturally the drones decided to come out at that time too. ;D :D I was laughing my ass off as I was watching the remaining raiders with 2 melee 2 grenadiers and the remaing 3 range try to kill two stalkers and a centipede with a inferno. The centepede was the only survivor which got gunned down from my remaining troops. My god ;D so much free loot 
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #841 on: May 29, 2018, 05:20:27 PM »

One time I on accidentally put a roof over my solar panel grid and went insane trying to figure out why I wasn't getting any power for the next 3 ingame days
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #842 on: May 29, 2018, 11:26:56 PM »

One time I on accidentally put a roof over my solar panel grid and went insane trying to figure out why I wasn't getting any power for the next 3 ingame days

 That, and also had roofs/trees near my wind turbines. The early game is a rough one.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #843 on: June 21, 2018, 09:42:39 PM »

Ok don't know if this is funny but I was trying to tame a thrumbo, and being the idiot I am I left my colonists with the thrumbo and it got mad. Long fight short my researcher was my last hope and she was punching the legendary colony destroying thrumbo and she..... lost 3 fingers, meanwhile I forgot to draft my 3rd gunner and I found him EATING A GOD DAMN FINE MEAL WHEN HE COULD OF USED HIS ASSUALT RIFLE TO SHOOT THE THRUMBO.

When I told him to fire he hit and killed the rabbit next to the thumbs by shooting it in the brain.

I also have a megasloth with dementia :/
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #844 on: June 24, 2018, 06:53:05 PM »

Im kicking myself for not screenshotting this, so you will have to take my word for it...

Brotherhood of Nod show up on the edge of my map and set up a siege camp, theyve got (as usual) far too many sniper rifles for me to risk a frontal assault (even with the rebalanced shooting mod) and theyve tucked themselves into a nice little cubby in the mountain range, so i only have that angle to attack from.

Send my worst colonist to man the only mortar battery i have, stolen from a Nod siege from the previous season - i have THREE rounds of HE left because i like to take potshots at prepping raiders, now, you know how rimworld likes to sometimes slather the mortar ammo around the raid camps? Yeah, well ... worst shooting skill colonist causes what i can only describe as a magazine detonation in the middle of the camp and kills nearly everyone, since Nod operate on a "no retreat, no surrender" policy, 3 of the remaining 15 pawns get gunned down and one of them decides his buddies shoddy Nod Grenades would make a nice trophy and leaves.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #845 on: June 24, 2018, 08:12:09 PM »

In version 1.0, that event: Corpse Obsessed. I laughed my ass off.

Obsessed pawn runs to the cemetery, digs up an rotten corpse and places it on the dining table 'to display it to everyone'.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That's so hilarious. Whoever had that idea, thank you!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #846 on: June 27, 2018, 02:22:21 PM »

So, this just happened...Bjornson is fairly skilled, pretty but also lazy mountain of a woman that snores (creepy breathing). Kees is a trim, really handsome/kind artistic intellectual.

Kees "Brr, it's getting cold outside"
Bjornson "I've got a fur coat you can slip under"
Kees *raises eyebrow*
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #847 on: July 01, 2018, 08:25:30 AM »

I had a bunch of raiders attack my colony, and in the middle of the duel between my fortress and their goons, a herd of those animals that tend to blow up when they die passed in no man's land. A few of them got hit by some stray rounds, and they became manhunters and attacked the raiders, blowing most of them to kingdom come as my own sharpshooters shot the animals up instead.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #848 on: July 01, 2018, 12:38:06 PM »

So, this just happened...Bjornson is fairly skilled, pretty but also lazy mountain of a woman that snores (creepy breathing). Kees is a trim, really handsome/kind artistic intellectual.

Kees "Brr, it's getting cold outside"
Bjornson "I've got a fur coat you can slip under"
Kees *raises eyebrow*

Ive had that happen too  ;D
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #849 on: July 08, 2018, 10:33:33 PM »

I AM NOT A WOLVERINE GAAAAAAA!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #850 on: July 08, 2018, 11:49:42 PM »

Pre 1.0 a load of pirates podded in. not a vast amount, like 7 or 8 or sumth.
I was ante-ing up my team ready for a fight and a meteor or cargo pod (can't remember exactly, i was a little tipsy at the time) .
Killed them all. Right on the edge of the map.
I larfed loik a drain, oi did!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #851 on: July 11, 2018, 03:56:38 AM »

Not sure if this counts as a funny thing I saw, but it's too small a story for its own thread and there doesn't seem to be a "Thread for stories too small for their own thread" thread.

I just hauled Kate back to her cell for the 2nd time after a prison break, and was done. I'd been trying to recruit her for probably 2 seasons now with no luck, and decided it was time to cut and let her loose. And by cut, I mean cut off a leg to install it on one of my colonists with a peg leg.

Right as I was about to start the surgery bill, Lexi got inspired recruitment. I figured it was the game telling me something, so Kate got a reprieve and (for now) gets to keep both of her legs.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #852 on: July 13, 2018, 08:15:17 PM »

Boxer rat!!!



My colonist had to fight a mad rat and he got such a strong kick of her left front paw that his jaw cracked!  ;D

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #853 on: July 21, 2018, 08:06:37 PM »

Xandy is having a tantrum.
He is going to smash things in his room.
The final straw was: Drowsy
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #854 on: July 23, 2018, 11:07:34 AM »

I had half my colony die of the plague.
Turner my second hand and wife of queen Basalt, my farmer Sikle, and... I forgot what Pain's job was... she's been dead three years now...*sniff*
anyway yeah, the plague, no good meds, Turner's best freind Hungry travles day and night (only a biiit of dev mode) to the nearist outlander town and gets some glitter meds and rushes back exausted but its still to late. Every single person who got the plague died.
Only Hungry, Hungry's misanderist Ex Flotsom, and the now hart broken Queen Basalt remain. Flotsom who even while disliking men was good friends with charming Turner flew into a muderus rage at Hungry's tardy return. Basalt managed to break up the fight. it was a tarible time. a cold snap had kept the crops form being planted and with Sikle dead it was late summer by the time the surivors had finished planting.
But low! Casandra had heard the tears and crys of angush and blessed the Stone Crown with an excape pod! Hungry rushes over to find a teenage boy...
who...
was...
S.I.C.K.L.Y...

I put down my laptop and rage laughed for a good few minits.
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