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Author Topic: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?  (Read 285580 times)

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #780 on: April 29, 2017, 12:30:46 PM »

Spent about a week in real time making a super-farm colony, took my five best growers to the new colony, and I overworked them so much they all died from malnutrition when we had 200+ simple meals in a cooler.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #781 on: May 06, 2017, 09:53:17 PM »

Screenshots attached.

Yes, that is the edge of the map. Bugger almost made it, and I would never have seen the joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S580EX1nnYU

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #782 on: May 10, 2017, 06:03:25 AM »



I posted it in screenshots thread too, sorry I just absolutely forgot about this thread  :P

Basically what is happening on this pic is on my early a16 game when I started animal farm mods and had lots of alpacas, I didn't restrict their movement and no proper yards yet, so they slept where they cared to. this lil guy went to sleep in a temporary meat freezer.

PS This meat was squirrel, not alpaca, otherwise he would've gone through a shock.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #783 on: May 12, 2017, 07:10:54 PM »

having a whole colony of dogs join my colony out of nowhere... I was almost out of food... I think you can piece this together...
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #784 on: May 14, 2017, 08:03:31 PM »

Had a jungle colony, and a trade caravan passed by during a heatwave. let's just say most of them died because they were wearing parkas.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #785 on: May 21, 2017, 02:06:41 PM »

Early on, late first spring / early summer, a colonist who was berserking because in pain and other elements, when its still 3 colonists, no real defenses, and not even a wall...decided to punch a thrombo

The ending of that was bloody.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #786 on: May 22, 2017, 05:29:51 AM »

Early on, late first spring / early summer, a colonist who was berserking because in pain and other elements, when its still 3 colonists, no real defenses, and not even a wall...decided to punch a thrombo

The ending of that was bloody.

Man I hope that punch was satisfying...
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #787 on: May 22, 2017, 12:29:56 PM »

Raiders enter. Raiders begin setting up their little seige base.

A defending raider sees one of my foxes way off in the horizon and lines up a shot. But alas, a rat happens to wander into his path and is killed instantly.

RAT REVENGE! 2 more rats come charging in.

In the ensuing chaos, 1 raider takes a headshot and is now down for the count. There's a couple more wounded, and my team is now in position, just waiting for them to make their mortar(s?).

I don't have that researched yet and they're quite handy.

EDIT: Had to resize image to make room for the second one.

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #788 on: May 26, 2017, 05:59:48 PM »

I've got two!

Two of my colonists were getting married. What was supposed to be a joyous day celebrating everlasting love ended with three deaths by mechaniods, as a poison ship landed on the couple in question.

Speaking of marriage, another couple who had survived their wedding were having a pretty stable relationship. However, the husband's father dropped from an escape pod and joined our colony. Within two minutes of getting recruited, he pulled what I like to call a "reverse Freud" and stole his son's wife.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #789 on: May 26, 2017, 09:39:17 PM »

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #791 on: May 27, 2017, 01:53:08 AM »

Adds a whole new meaning to 'call me daddy'
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #792 on: May 27, 2017, 12:18:45 PM »

A16 was playing with the Tiberium Rim mod, chronic drug addict (no addiction just utter fascination with drugs, so he may as well be addicted to everything)
Randy doing his usual slather the map with drop pods, happens to drop some smokeleaf down, next thing i see is;
"George is going on a drug binge: Smokeleaf"
Now bear in mind i had some "hard drugs" (wake up, flake, etc) in the fridge because drugs were my best trade item.
No, George wants the weed ... that is not only on the other side of the map in the middle of bum-fu*k-nowhere but, also, this map is 85% infested with Tiberium of various colors, at this point i hadnt learned the merit of subduing annoying colonists with controlled beatings via the assault rifle.

George makes it, get this ... all the way to the weed without becoming infected, smokes a joint, decides hes hungry and comes home.
probably about 30 tiles before he reaches home (the sonic defense perimeter id built), he gets Tiberium poisoning of the head ...
Diagnosis is fatal, George dies 24 hours later.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #793 on: May 27, 2017, 08:46:34 PM »

A16 was playing with the Tiberium Rim mod, chronic drug addict (no addiction just utter fascination with drugs, so he may as well be addicted to everything)
Randy doing his usual slather the map with drop pods, happens to drop some smokeleaf down, next thing i see is;
"George is going on a drug binge: Smokeleaf"
Now bear in mind i had some "hard drugs" (wake up, flake, etc) in the fridge because drugs were my best trade item.
No, George wants the weed ... that is not only on the other side of the map in the middle of bum-fu*k-nowhere but, also, this map is 85% infested with Tiberium of various colors, at this point i hadnt learned the merit of subduing annoying colonists with controlled beatings via the assault rifle.

George makes it, get this ... all the way to the weed without becoming infected, smokes a joint, decides hes hungry and comes home.
probably about 30 tiles before he reaches home (the sonic defense perimeter id built), he gets Tiberium poisoning of the head ...
Diagnosis is fatal, George dies 24 hours later.
Now that's dedication.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #794 on: May 29, 2017, 04:31:16 PM »

After a muffalo is shot by one of my colonists, who abandons the job before it dies, leaving it bleeding to death, I mark it for hunting so that, in the morning, a hunter might come by and put it out of its misery.

I forgot my hunter had grenades.

My hunter trudges halfway across the map to find the downed muffalo, and with what I can only imagine is a madman's grin, pulls a grenade from their belt, pulls the pin, and drops it on the muffalo...

"A colonist needs treatment"
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