[B18] SmurfeRim 3.0 : Smurfs Mod - Build your massive blue army!

Started by WalkingProblem, April 24, 2017, 02:39:02 PM

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*** THIS IS NOT A "CUTE" MOD, SMURFS ARE NOT AS CUTE AS YOU THINK***

BACKSTORY:
The Smurfs are a species blue humanoids that lives in mushroom-shaped houses in the forest, usually led by Papa Smurf. The smurf-mmunity in their village are always cooperative, sharing and kind environments for every Smurfs living there. While popular myths had always portrayed the Smurfs as being repressed and violently suppressed by the "Evil" Wizard Gargamel, the stories turned out to be misinformation and fake news propagated by Smurfs-sympathizers.

The forgotten truth is that Gargamel was actually the archwizard of a long forgotten kingdom, that was sent by the King himself to fight and eradicate the "Blue Threat". Hundreds upon thousands of peasants had been mercilessly murdered by a never seen before blue-skinned humanoid monsters, although no bigger than a house cat. What was later known to be Smurfs, had an incredible rate of reproductions and their kind spreads like wildfire. Their cute and innocent appearance hides the fiercely territorial nature of these magical creatures. The smurfs had became so powerful during the time of Gargamel, that the Smurfs declared all out war against the archwizard's Kingdom. All that stand between the Smurfs and the destruction of the Kingdom, was Gargamel the Great himself.

It was during this period of great calamity that Gargamel made the greatest discovery about the Smurfs: their body contains an unique liquid that can be found no where else, and that it had great life-saving abilities when it is combined with medical herbs. The usage of the magic potion extracted from the Smurfs brought about an revolution in the medical world and Gargamel was regarded as the greatest healer of his time after he made the discovery. However, as the only person in the Kingdom, to be able to subdue the "Blue Threat"; along with the fact that the discovery of this new highly sought after commodity resulted in the a Royal decree that restricts any information about the source of the potion to be leaked – Gargamel was condemned to a life in a run-down hovel, with his mangy cat Azrael, deep in the dark forest on the outskirt of this Kingdom.

The fiercely loyal Gargamel dedicated his final few decades of his life to his King, keeping the population of Smurfs to just 1 village – while constantly "milking" the excess smurfs, to be readied for the weekly horse carriage that arrives to delivers the precious potions to the capital. The Kingdom became rich and powerful, being the sole producer of the rare potion; while at the edge of the Kingdom, Gargamel gets old and senile; often heard cursing at the Smurfs by passing travellers. Gargamel was eventually slain by Papa Smurf after Gargamel fell into an ambush in one of his daily smurfs culling. Azrael died beside him as the old cat was surrounded and bashed to death by numerous Smurfs. The Smurfs then went into hibernation for centuries in wait for a time where the humans are weaker, and thus they can rise again.

Eventually the young and rich populace in subsequent generations conveniently forget about Gargamel's lifelong sacrifice, while sinister underground organisations started their misinformation campaign to cast Gargamel as the evil wizard that captures cute smurfs as an magical ingredient to make gold, for some unknown political reasons. As for the magic potion, it was later renamed as __u__oa__n_ by one of the brand strategist of the government-owned corporation of the new republic, tasked to manage and sell the remaining stock of potions that was stashed during the time of Gargamel. Today, the Corporation remains to be the only seller of _e__r__mi_e in the entire galaxy; and they are still selling exclusively from Gargamel's depleting stockpile, as the Smurfs were never found since, and all artificial means of reproducing the ingredient had failed.

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THE MOD:
Walking Problem Studios brings yet another popular cute franchise into RimWorld: The SmurfeRim Mod!

The SmurfeRim brings the cute blue Smurfs into the world of RimWorld.

You can either help bring the lost Smurfette, back together again with the Smurfs and Papa Smurf – and all live happily ever after under your roof....

OR you will need to face the ancient threat that had once faced by Gargamel the Great – eradicating the "Blue Threat" / Smurfestation before they get out of hand....

OR you can resume the role of Gargamel the Evil Wizard, to contain and farm these blue creatures of their "magic potion", to bring health and happiness to the galaxy.

P.S: Beware! If you suddenly feeling super good and happy for no apparent reason deep in the woods, you might had wandered right into a Smurf Village.

FEATURES:
– The Smurfs will be the only way you can acquire an important ingredient you always need, but can never produce
– Smurfestations Events are extremely dangerous, never look down on the Smurfs
– Papa Smurfs are tough, and their numbers often corresponds exactly as per the number of Smurf Villages there are on the map (on Rough difficulty, will be more or less depends on your difficulty settings)
– Smurfs from Smurfestations cannot be tamed, they had pledged a lifetime of hatred for you.
– The only smurfs that can be tamed are the "good smurfs" that we know from the movies and cartoons
– The tame-able smurfs will wander into the map occasionally
– If you want to reproduce smurfs, take note: there is only 1 female Smurf, and its Smurfette.
– Smurfette may wander into your colony, and if you missed her, you may not see her again for a long long time
– Papa Smurfs will not have sex with Smurfette, so forget about that kinky thought.
– Blue Meat. Period.
– Blue Skin/Leather. Period.
– Smurfs breeds really quickly and are ideal in form your dispensable blue army!
– But to have your own smurf army... you need Smurfette.

OFFICIAL WEBSITE: http://walkingproblem.com/
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CHANGELOG VER3.0:
– updated to B18
– smurfs are a lot more easier to tame now
– smurfs breeds super quickly, allowing you to build a dispensable smurf army
– smurfs from smurfestations no longer identify themselves as insects
– smurfs will now fight against insects and arachnids from the arachnids mod

Shinzy


Napple

Can they be used for labor like the minions?

WalkingProblem

Quote from: Shinzy on April 24, 2017, 03:40:14 PM
Smurfestation ;D

Try the mod, when it happens, try not to disturb them for 3 days - and you will never be able to get rid of them. LOL

Quote from: Napple on April 24, 2017, 03:48:19 PM
Can they be used for labor like the minions?

Nope, for 2 reasons:

1) This is not that kind of mod. LOL~ But they breed very very quickly (faster than Minions) - but that is if you are able to catch Smurfette at the first place~

If you remember the cartoon well, Smurfs are actually not very tame-able. They have free will and were constantly fighting against the human - Gargamel

2) They are too small to actually do any hauling. And if I make them able to do work, the mod may become too similar to Minions mod. But if you insist, you can PM me, and I give you the line of code you can put into the xml file that will make them work (you will need to Minions mod for it to work)

SpaceDorf

For the smurf of Smurf !
What have you smurfed ?
Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
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WalkingProblem

Quote from: SpaceDorf on April 24, 2017, 05:05:15 PM
For the smurf of Smurf !
What have you smurfed ?

I secretly smurfed a smurf mod after watching the Smurfs movie at the smurfing cinema. So I had been smurfing this smurfy mod over the weekend and finally released it earlier today.

Its a smurific mod that you must try! The mod wants you to smurf the smurf out of all the smurfs!

Canute

Just a question, can these smurf survive on very cold biomes. Winter colder then -50 C or do they just appear at warmer biomes ?

Maybe a light blue Icesmurf mutation for Ice biomes ? :-)

WalkingProblem

Quote from: Canute on April 25, 2017, 01:56:21 AM
Just a question, can these smurf survive on very cold biomes. Winter colder then -50 C or do they just appear at warmer biomes ?

Maybe a light blue Icesmurf mutation for Ice biomes ? :-)

The smurfs can do -20 to 50 C

But I not sure what will happen, the only way to know is you trying it to find out.  Because it is not possible for me to test every single scenario possible - so actually, I'm just as in the dark as to how they will react. =P

SpaceDorf

Info Says -20 Degrees ..

eat smurfing hot plasma .. mothersmurfers ....

the yellow flood will wash away your blue smurfen blood .. NO MORE SINGING !!

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Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
Avatar Made by Chickenplucker

WalkingProblem

Quote from: SpaceDorf on April 25, 2017, 12:30:40 PM
Info Says -20 Degrees ..

eat smurfing hot plasma .. mothersmurfers ....

the yellow flood will wash away your blue smurfen blood .. NO MORE SINGING !!

So hows the smurf mod so far for you? Is it good?


ImStereotype


Ashardalon411

Does they have a specific modded meat or a vanilla meat ? (vanilla meat have more value for the trading with Phi)
In each case i will try this mod for see how they resist to the zergs invasions ^^ (araknid mod)

hem, wait, smurf INVASION ? I hope this is not like the megaspiders infestation !

WalkingProblem

Quote from: Ashardalon411 on June 08, 2017, 06:38:34 AM
Does they have a specific modded meat or a vanilla meat ? (vanilla meat have more value for the trading with Phi)
In each case i will try this mod for see how they resist to the zergs invasions ^^ (araknid mod)

hem, wait, smurf INVASION ? I hope this is not like the megaspiders infestation !

Yeap. Their meat is blue and their leather is blue.
=P

Have fun!

Ashardalon411

Ow and you are the modder of the araknid ? it makes my zergs invasions !
last time i've need to burn an full jungle map (modded for more plants) for just safe my colony of them, just wow !

and for the smurf, their invasion are directly into the base like megaspiders or not ?