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Author Topic: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?  (Read 297203 times)

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #600 on: February 12, 2016, 08:12:53 AM »

(I didn't even know i could lose the game)

And now I've lost The Game, too.

damn it, I didn't even think about it until you mentioned it!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #601 on: February 12, 2016, 09:19:31 AM »

And I was doing so well too....
I wonder how many people will lose the game because of this?
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #602 on: March 15, 2016, 02:50:32 PM »

Four Years... FOUR YEARS!!! You broke my streak!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #603 on: March 15, 2016, 08:42:21 PM »

This is the funniest thing I've seen in the Rimworld forums. And I started it!

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #604 on: March 17, 2016, 02:38:50 AM »

Damn it... I Was sitting 5 years, 10 months. well. time to start again.  :-\
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #605 on: March 17, 2016, 03:02:58 AM »

I had a colonist who's primary occupation was "pop star". She was terrible at everything but art.

I made her butcher animals and mine ore.
Mine was good at social and art.

It's actually a pretty effective character... make fantastically valuable sculptures, and buy almost any thing you please!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #606 on: March 19, 2016, 06:18:02 AM »

I had a colonist who's primary occupation was "pop star". She was terrible at everything but art.

I made her butcher animals and mine ore.
Mine was good at social and art.

It's actually a pretty effective character... make fantastically valuable sculptures, and buy almost any thing you please!

the only real way of making money, apart from maybe growing devilstrand.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #607 on: March 21, 2016, 08:24:03 AM »

I had a pirate that was old, had a bad back and a pegleg in their right leg.

His name was Sanji. Coincidence? I think not.

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #608 on: March 23, 2016, 01:33:22 PM »

So I was busy getting my mountain basein order, lamenting about how I had far too few colonists to keep up with the work needed (playing with the MVP modpack), when I got a notification of a cargo drop. I knew it was close by, since I heard the noise pretty loudly, so I went over to see it. It dropped strawberry wine, which, while nice, wasn't necessary for me right then. I unforbid it anyways, and left to do some more work. Taking a look outside when I found that my elderly female elephant was pregnant, I found a dead squirrel, an unconscious hare, and my elephants drinking the wine. They were all blackout drunk. The elephants soon fell unconscious.

As if that wasn't enough, one of my colonists was force feeding the pregnant elephant more wine! It soon died. The hare woke up the next day, and puked all over the entrance area of my base. The traders that came by and set up camp there later must've liked that, since they were happy with my hospitality.

After the whole thing, I quit the game. Couldn't handle the randomness, Randy.
I would upload pictures, but while I swear I took screenshots, they weren't in the file.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #609 on: March 25, 2016, 06:02:25 PM »

The time two of my wargs made love in the freezer
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #610 on: March 26, 2016, 05:46:55 PM »

I had an okay colony going, when some idiot sappers decided to dig into the mechanoid base, the sappers were destroyed taking a mechanoid with them. Then I had my sniper (currently equipped with cremation molotovs) go against one, she got shot, along with every single person who went to rescue her. At this point only my doctor and a person with the plauge were still conscious. 4 of my colonists lay on the ground next to each other. The mechs left that area to blow up more turrets. I rescued my fallen colonists and provided medical care. I didn't do anything for poor Mark, who was missing all his limbs. There was no point in wasting medicine on him. Had my colony survived, I would have euthanized him, and we might have if it wasn't for that fatally stupid sick person who decided to take a peaceful nap on the grass outside, near the mechs. I had to rescue them, and then I remembered the molotovs. I had the doctor equip them and run over to the closest mech, but he must have not played little league as a kid since he couldn't throw it 5 squares accurately. It caught the base on fire (obviously) and the doctor was quickly shot down and incapacitated. Then, I had the last conscious colonist run in with nothing and melee one of the mechs. (I was desperate.) I actually said aloud, "WHAT?!?!" when the colonist killed the mech with bare hands! I tried to have them get a knife from the storage building, but they were incapacitated by the next mech they ran up to.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #611 on: March 27, 2016, 11:47:06 PM »

Had a thriving Colony that had a massive amounts of food and medicine. Well, That was until my battery room caught fire and took all my stockpiles out with it. I had 5 colonists trying to control the blaze and one by one they all burned alive D:

It ended up destroying half my base and what happens after that? a Raid. ffs.

Long story short my two surviving elderly colonists died a horrible death, watching their friends burn alive and then catching a couple of bullets to the head.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #612 on: April 05, 2016, 07:23:49 AM »

So Rubio had a shitty day and just wanted to sit down and grab a bite to eat, when the game even denied him that ;D Goddamn lightning right in the face! What are the odds!



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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #613 on: April 10, 2016, 05:07:17 AM »

New funniest thing ever courtesy Alpha 13 -- a land trader's muffalo got himself drunk on my beer and actually passed out, dropping all the inventory I had just sold to the trader!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #614 on: April 10, 2016, 07:11:27 AM »

New funniest thing ever courtesy Alpha 13 -- a land trader's muffalo got himself drunk on my beer and actually passed out, dropping all the inventory I had just sold to the trader!


Note to self: give beer to every trader caravan.
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