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Author Topic: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?  (Read 307361 times)

Saw Candyman

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #510 on: August 27, 2015, 11:20:17 PM »

One time I was getting besieged by four guys with personal shields. I decided to start lobbing my own shells at them, since I had nothing better to do. One guy was just sitting there cloudwatching when he got nailed, 10/10 direct hit by my shell. Not only did it NOT breakthrough the personal shield, but they guy didn't even stop cloudwatching! "Ooh! That one looks like a muffalo!" KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! "And that one looks like a puppy!"
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #511 on: August 28, 2015, 09:58:37 AM »



Sweet merciful void gods... The tribes... They're just more mechanoids...

My newest recruit is a Scientist who used to be a technician but can not perform "Intellectual" work...  ???
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #512 on: August 29, 2015, 10:43:55 AM »

so i have some mods big big mods i have one op gun and 10 pawns all very well eqiped and a wave of angry turtles came i was yelling the whole time OH NO THERE TO POWER FULL meanwhile they were so slow in 3 speed they couldt get up to the block i made to protect them it was so funny and a sad little babie boar died RIP boar i will not butcher it
« Last Edit: August 29, 2015, 10:45:28 AM by pigman999999999 »
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #513 on: August 30, 2015, 05:30:25 PM »

this when I could not stop laughing at  ;D ;D
when I see
a lovely drunk camel



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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #514 on: September 02, 2015, 11:37:18 AM »

Most recently I had a colony up and running in a jungle zone with high rain, (4111mm a year) and a heat wave was playing hell with my freezer regulation while I trying deal with the aftermath of a raidf. so I quickly threw in a half dozen coolers and set them to -200 something F being in a hurry and promptly forgot about it.

Fast forward a couple days and a group of visitors from Criminologists Rest Stop drop by for a visit, and for some reason a bunch of them decide to take a nap in my freezer. "No big deal I thought, when they get cold they'll wake up and leave."

A couple days later and I notice they're still camped out in the freezer, exploring exciting new careers as meat Popsicle's.

Moral of the story: Sleeping in below zero freezers never ends well.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #515 on: September 02, 2015, 01:52:08 PM »

^ That's got to be the first time that visitors ever game anything back voluntarily!

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #516 on: September 02, 2015, 02:57:45 PM »

A minipede being carried along by a colonist.


3 Seconds later...



wait, what, there are baby centipedes?
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #517 on: September 03, 2015, 02:13:10 AM »



Alpaca 1 decided to eat a cooked meal for a change.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #518 on: September 03, 2015, 06:22:53 AM »

My colony is starving to death after i failed to sort enough food for winter fortunately a group of huskies that are familiar to humans appeared ... I had parkas and steak for two weeks only to get killed by my best guy going berserk.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #519 on: September 03, 2015, 08:07:17 AM »

This scyther is something like rogue pro-human? Or just stupid?

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #520 on: September 03, 2015, 09:17:25 AM »

That syther is possibly the worst shot mechanoid ive ever seen in rimworld
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Whats Rimworld without a little cannabilism/ murder/ maniacs/ crazy tribes/ nasty pirates/ nutcase animals/ genocidal robots etc.

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #521 on: September 03, 2015, 01:29:28 PM »

That syther is possibly the worst shot mechanoid ive ever seen in rimworld

It's just that the AI doesn't check if somebody on the same side is in the way when shooting, which is really annoying.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #522 on: September 03, 2015, 10:23:21 PM »


It's just that the AI doesn't check if somebody on the same side is in the way when shooting, which is really annoying.

I've noticed that to be a real PITA with animals that rush out to attack in melee, they usually get blown apart by my forces rifle fire and take more damage from friendly fire than the enemy squadrons. (which is why dogs are better as rescuer's than attacks, at least until we can perform surgery to replace missing limbs and such.)
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #523 on: September 04, 2015, 01:16:15 PM »

This was a bunch of alphas ago, but my colony was pretty fresh and i had a siege happen. luckily i was mostly tunneled into the mountain already but it was still causing some damage. The problem is that i really didnt have the means to attack them properly so i had to stay inside. Now the funny part comes just before I was gathering up my guys to try to make a desperate attack on the pirates that outnumbered me when another group of visitors came onto the map and came close to the pirate cannons, the pirates turned to the visitors, attacked them, kidnapped them and ran off the map..... I was laughing so hard that i could be that lucky!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #524 on: September 04, 2015, 08:12:24 PM »

This was a bunch of alphas ago, but my colony was pretty fresh and i had a siege happen. luckily i was mostly tunneled into the mountain already but it was still causing some damage. The problem is that i really didnt have the means to attack them properly so i had to stay inside. Now the funny part comes just before I was gathering up my guys to try to make a desperate attack on the pirates that outnumbered me when another group of visitors came onto the map and came close to the pirate cannons, the pirates turned to the visitors, attacked them, kidnapped them and ran off the map..... I was laughing so hard that i could be that lucky!

^ Attacking Siege + Manhunter Animal (monkeys) event :3
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